4gifs:

Wolves charge traffic cop in Russia

4gifs:

Wolves charge traffic cop in Russia

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lambo-san:

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

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So I’ve basically given up. Like you two never listen to me. You dont hear what you want so you ignore me. But if I tell you something you want to hear you’ll be happy to talk to me. Im so done being around when you have a problem. but when I have a problem and I try to tell you about it I only get “:(”
Nothing else.
I kinda just want to move somewhere else and start over. Kelsy and Jeremy and My family are the only reasons I want to be here. But if they would go with me I wouldn’t even hesitate to leave.
Im not going to feel bad for EITHER of you when you cry if youre just gonna do that again. You cause your own pain.
Its called being a realist.
But whatever.

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

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meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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wildunicornherd:

mad-scientist-hououin:

smartaleckette:

February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)

Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues of our day.

i want to emphasize that this is not from a comedy movie, it literally happened, like in real life, in parliament, between real people

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thatfunnyblog:

every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp

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beer-for-my-horses:

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE


^im crying omfg

beer-for-my-horses:

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

^im crying omfg

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perfectlycrazy:

THIS IS THE SHIT WE GREW UP WATCHING WERE THE WARNER BROTHERS ON ACID OR WHAT

perfectlycrazy:

THIS IS THE SHIT WE GREW UP WATCHING WERE THE WARNER BROTHERS ON ACID OR WHAT

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I’ll forget to feed the fish, and I’ll probably forget to reply to your text. I might burn dinner sometimes, if I remember to make it at all. I have a bad habit of leaving my clothes wherever I take them off, and if I get around to doing laundry it’s a miracle. I’ll fall asleep mid sentence and you’ll have to remind me the next morning. I’ll forget what you said right after you say it, and I’ll never stop complaining about dresses. But I’ll never forget that you like only cream in your coffee and only sugar in your tea. I’ll remember your favorite spot on the couch, and your favorite pillow in bed. I’ll send your favorite shirt to the dry cleaner so I don’t screw it up, even if the directions are on the tag. If I know one thing, that one thing will be you. — Bad habits, good habits (via be0k)

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Fuckin A

I try to be nice. 

Try to be right. Nope. Guess that goes no where. Really. I did everything I could I didn’t think there was anything wrong. It seemed like everything was going great.

Sigh…

prollys:

QUEEN

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