noobtheloser:

Plot twist: “YOU RUINED INTO MY WALL. I’M GOING TO SUE YOU.”

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  • me: *plays music*
dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

Damnit, Jensen. Get your shit together. I have a feeling Jensen’s probably doing it on purpose to mess with Misha.


I am 400% sure that Misha has a collection of embarrassing photos of Jensen for this exact reason.

dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

Damnit, Jensen. Get your shit together. I have a feeling Jensen’s probably doing it on purpose to mess with Misha.

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I am 400% sure that Misha has a collection of embarrassing photos of Jensen for this exact reason.

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darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

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missxdelaney:

itseasytoremember:

there are people on this website with children

there are people on this website who have their life together

there are people on this website who are award winning novelists

today i tried to smile at someone with water in my mouth and almost died

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kitd-fohs:

There are 2 kinds of people in the world:

• those who pee in the shower

• dirty fucking liars

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haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

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dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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spideygoose:

prepintegrity:

thepinkowl:

ttiigerlily:

fuckyeahjosetheodore:

June 19, 2014: 24-year-old retired Cpl. William “Kyle” Carpenter, who lost an eye after taking a grenade blast in Afghanistan to save a fellow Marine, received the Medal of Honor (the nation’s highest military honor.)

Carpenter required almost 40 surgeries and multiple skin grafts, President Obama said, leaving him with a prosthetic eye, a new jaw and teeth, and “one hell of a smile.”

About to cry brb

I met him the other day when I was out running errands

You met him?? Oh my gosh! :) You lucky girl.

I’m not even kidding when I say this man is one that I look up to.

"Greater love hath no man to lay down his life for his friends." - John 15:13

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