angry-beibers:

angry-beibers:

I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST WORDS WOULD’VE BEEN “THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK.”

STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU ASSHOLES I COULD’VE DIED

(via rightthingswrongtime)

At the hotel.

As long as everything goes right tomorrow I should be in South Carolina tomorrow night:) so excited. No one unfollow me! I can’t be on Tumblr for two months!!!

Omg.

For the record sorry about the Channing Tatum guys.

Cousin hacked on to my Tumblr. -__-

Kids need to be disciplined.

There’s no getting around it. Discipline your fuckin child. Take responsibility and be a man. Don’t let them get away with being a little shit. My kid’s going to be GODAMN respectful and I will make sure of it or he’s gonna get a woopin. I don’t mean I’m going to beat him, I mean I am going to DISCIPLINE him. There’s a difference. Learn it, and do it.

malkinisscore:

I think it’s safe to say Kasey is #TeamDenny and #TeamTony here. 

malkinisscore:

I think it’s safe to say Kasey is #TeamDenny and #TeamTony here. 

I was all for the racing in the end, but Joey went too far. Unnecessary and he should be penalized. Lost all my respect. Way to go Joey.

Godamn. What a fuckin letdown. And what a shitty way to hear it. But ya know what? Fuck you. Bad truths better than a good lie.

Do i want more alcohol or more alcohol.

stridork:

okay so we found flash drive at school and it was my duty to see what was on it
and i plug it in and i come face to face with something that could possibly change our understanding of united states history forever

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and of course i click it
who wouldn’t want to know who really killed jfk?
someone stupid, that’s who

it opens and……..

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shit

(via puns-and-hoes)

I dont care who you are, when “Friends In Low Places” comes on, you shut up and sing that shit!

Don’t tell me you’re going to miss me if its a lie.

My best friends are being shitty fuckin people. A congrats or fuckin SOMETHING would be lovely. I’m gonna say something if I don’t get anything by tomorrow night.